英语口语小短剧剧本
英语口语小短剧剧本: Three Times Beating Monster 人物:T唐僧S:孙悟空E:猪八戒J:沙僧 B:白骨精Bl: B变成的村姑B2: B变成的太婆 B3: B变化成的老头N:哪吒 唐僧:Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E:(摸出,递给S) S: Look,master (凑近 T) (T、S 一齐转向 E) T: BajieJHow Many times I have told you, not to bring these girls9s beatiful picture with you! E: Oh,master!Forgive me(彳申手拿回) T:(缩手)1 11 keep it for you until we reach the west E: But T: Emitofo„lust is nothing! nothing is lust! Map? E:(递)Here.Em we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can t walk on any more!(坐)1 am straving • • • • S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,1 will S: You will what(凶相)? E:(软下来 示好)1 will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S:Hm!(点头摸摸猪八戒的头) T:(轻咳)Wukong, actually,! am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see ,master is hungry,too! T: Baijie!Don t forget who ate my last meal several hours ago! J: But master,if a monster comes while monkeg is away T: EmIt is a problem. Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看) E: This is.? S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: EmWukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofb, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走) T:Let s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish/变成 Bl) B1:(接近三人,望着)Can I join you? T: Tm sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough. Bl:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Double King! T: Oh・・・.I win! Em,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网 门) S:(回来,看见Bl)Oh,monster!(上前就打) B1:(倒)Ah…… T:(气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! S: She is a monster! T: Nonsense!(深呼吸) S: Oh,please don t T:It s too late!(唱)Once more you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲,走音离谱) S: Please,Please,oh,no(痛苦抱头) T:(呛住,咳)Wukong,I m disappointed with you! B:(真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I? 11 teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?.(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑,B2想看后面是什么,T挡) S:(咬牙切齿)You monster, IJ 11 beat you into hell!(S 追打 B2,B2 躲至 T 身后,S 打,不想 打到T头,T晕,S再打死B2) E&J: Are you Ok, mas ter?(扶 T) J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two,**(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成 B3) B3:(看到 B1,B2 尸体)Oh・・・.,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊) S: r 11 kill you, monster!(打) T:(想阻止,未及)You,you.(险些晕,E,J 扶住)You have killed three lives! S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!! S:(悲,离去)(音乐,营造“假”悲伤气氛)《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is T: Scratch! Don t mention that guy any more! B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走) T:(惊)You are B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J 去阻斗,被击退) B:(抓住 T)I ll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha S:(悄悄走到 B 后,打 B,B 晕)A thousand years later. T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey! J: Our hero is back! T: I,I can t understandWhat happened? S: Master,your IQ needs incre