英语口语小短剧剧本

英语口语小短剧剧本 Three Times Beating Monster 人物T唐僧S孙悟空E猪八戒J沙僧 B白骨精Bl B变成的村姑B2 B变成的太婆 B3 B变化成的老头N哪吒 唐僧Emitofo,do you know where we are now S Bajie,map E（摸出，递给S） S Look,master （凑近 T） （T、S 一齐转向 E） T BajieJHow Many times I have told you, not to bring these girls9s beatiful picture with you E Oh,masterForgive me（彳申手拿回） T（缩手）1 11 keep it for you until we reach the west E But T Emitofo„lust is nothing nothing is lust Map E（递）Here.Em we have arrived in White Tiger MountainAh I can t walk on any more（坐）1 am straving S Fat Pig E Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,1 will S You will what（凶相） E（软下来 示好）1 will help you catch fleas（跳蚤）. SHm（点头摸摸猪八戒的头） T（轻咳）Wukong, actually, am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food E You see ,master is hungry,too T BaijieDont forget who ate my last meal several hours ago J But master,if a monster comes while monkeg is away T EmIt is a problem. Wukong,do you have any idea S No problem（安装）（B已躲在一旁偷看） E This is..... S Electric netI have learnt the energy of electricity from masters books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it T EmWukong, you are becoming more and more scientific Emitofb, knowledge is power S Bye（走） TLet s play cards（三人开始打牌）音乐斗地主 B HmHmElectric netYou are too childish/变成 Bl） B1（接近三人，望着）Can I join you T Tm sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough. Bl（在一旁观看）Oh,Chance Bomb T Bomb（打出） B1 Double King T Oh・・・.I win Em,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me（准备开电网 门） S（回来，看见Bl）Oh,monster（上前就打） B1（倒）Ah T（气愤）Wukong Look what have done She is my teacher S She is a monster T Nonsense（深呼吸） S Oh,please dont TIt s too late（唱）Once more you open the door（泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱） S Please,Please,oh,no（痛苦抱头） T（呛住，咳）Wukong,I m disappointed with you B（真身出现）HmSun Wukong, I 11 teach you a lesson（变成太婆） B2Hello,have you seen my daughter T Daughter...（连忙挡住地尸体）No,sorry（陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡） S（咬牙切齿）You monster, IJ 11 beat you into hell（S 追打 B2,B2 躲至 T 身后，S 打，不想 打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2） EJ Are you Ok, mas ter（扶 T） J Look,（伸食指）how many TTwo,**..（晕乎乎地）Sun Wukong, game over（变成 B3） B3（看到 B1,B2 尸体）Oh・・・.,my daughter, my wife Who did it（哭喊） S r 11 kill you, monster（打） T（想阻止，未及）You,you.....（险些晕，E,J 扶住）You have killed three lives S No,they are not human beingsThey are created by monster T MonsterYou are a real monsterNever let me see you,go S（悲，离去）（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）人鬼情未了 E Master, brother Monkey is T Scratch Dont mention that guy any more B（出现）Ha,ha,ha（三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走） T（惊）You are B How foolish you are ,Mr Tang（E,J 去阻斗，被击退） B（抓住 T）Ill enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha S（悄悄走到 B 后，打 B,B 晕）A thousand years later. T Wukong E Oh,Brother Monkey J Our hero is back T I,I cant understandWhat happened S Master,your IQ needs incre