英语学习_《老友记》中英剧本第一季第八集_必备
108 (祖母)娜娜死了两回 帅哥,如何? 萤光灯下的脱水日本面 我能有多好? 问你一个问题 你目前没有约会的对象吧? 我遇见一个和你是绝配的人 绝配或许是个问题 你若说共同独立或自我毁灭的话… 周六想要有个约会的对象吗? 当然,拜托了 他人帅而且风趣,他… 他? 糟了,我以为… 你是个有为的青年 很好,雪莉 我要到马桶去把自己冲掉 再见 听完后 我没心情吃面了 这不荒谬吗? 你能相信她会有这样的想法吗? 我第一次见到你时 我以为你是 你真的这样认为? 对,但后来你在菲比的生日会上 一直盯着我的胸部 我想你大概不是吧 你们第一次看见我时 也是这样认为? 我是 我不觉得 我也是 虽然大学时代的苏珊 这样认为 开什么玩笑? 你有告诉她我不是吗? 没有 没有,因为我也想跟她约会 我告诉她 你和伯尼是一对 因为他也喜欢她 所以 这简直是太神奇了 是什么原因? 我不知道 因为你既聪明又风趣 罗斯也是聪明又风趣 108 The One Where Nana Dies Twice [Scene: Chandler s Office, Chandler is on a coffee break. Shelley enters.) Shelley: Hey gorgeous, how s it going? Chandler: Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights. does it get better than this? Shelley: Question. You re not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you. Chandler: Ah, y*see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said co-dependent , or self-destructive,. Shelley: Do you want a date Saturday? Chandler: Yes please. Shelley: Okay. He s cute, he s funny, he s- Chandler: He s a he? Shelley: Well yeah! .Oh God. I- just- I thought- Good, Shelley. I m just gonna go myself down the toilet now.(backs out of the room) Okay, goodbye. Opening Credits [Scene: Monica and Rachel s, everyone is there.) Chandler: .Couldn t enjoy a cup of noodles after that. I mean, is that ridiculous? Can you believe she actually thought that? Rachel: Um. yeah. Well, I mean, when I first met you, y know, I thought maybe, possibly, you might be. Chandler: You did? Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe s entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not. Chandler: Huh. Did, uh. any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me? Monica: I did. Phoebe: Yeah, I think so, yeah. Joey: Not me. Ross: Nono, me neither. Although, uh, y know, back in college, Susan Sallidor did. Chandler: You re kidding! Did you tell her I wasn t? Ross: No. No, it s just cause, uh, I kinda wanted to go out with her too, so I told her, actually, you were seeing Bernie Spellman. who also liked her, so. (Joey congratulates Ross, sees Chandler s look and abruptly stops.) Chandler: Well, this is fascinating. So, uh, what is it about me? Phoebe: I dunno, cause you re smart, you re funny. Chandler: Ross is smart and funny, d you ever think that about him? All: Yeah! Right! Chandler: WHAT IS IT?! Monica: Okay, I-I d know, you-you just- you have a quality. All: Yes. Absolutely. A quality. Chandler: Oh, oh, a quality, good, because I was worried you guys were gonna be vague about this. (Phone rings; Monica gets it) Monica: Hello? Hello? Oh! Rachel, it s Paolo calling from Rome. Rachel: Oh my God! Calling from Rome! (Takes phone) Bon giorno, caro mio. Ross: (to Joey) So he s calling from Rome. I could do that. Just gotta go to Rome. Rachel: Monica, your dad just beeped in, but can you make it quick? Talking to Rome. (Showing off to Phoebe and Chandler) I m talking to Rome. Monica: He