英语学习_《老友记》中英剧本第一季第八集_必备

108 （祖母）娜娜死了两回 帅哥，如何 萤光灯下的脱水日本面 我能有多好 问你一个问题 你目前没有约会的对象吧 我遇见一个和你是绝配的人 绝配或许是个问题 你若说共同独立或自我毁灭的话 周六想要有个约会的对象吗 当然，拜托了 他人帅而且风趣，他 他 糟了，我以为 你是个有为的青年 很好，雪莉 我要到马桶去把自己冲掉 再见 听完后 我没心情吃面了 这不荒谬吗 你能相信她会有这样的想法吗 我第一次见到你时 我以为你是 你真的这样认为 对，但后来你在菲比的生日会上 一直盯着我的胸部 我想你大概不是吧 你们第一次看见我时 也是这样认为 我是 我不觉得 我也是 虽然大学时代的苏珊 这样认为 开什么玩笑 你有告诉她我不是吗 没有 没有，因为我也想跟她约会 我告诉她 你和伯尼是一对 因为他也喜欢她 所以 这简直是太神奇了 是什么原因 我不知道 因为你既聪明又风趣 罗斯也是聪明又风趣 108 The One Where Nana Dies Twice [Scene Chandlers Office, Chandler is on a coffee break. Shelley enters. Shelley Hey gorgeous, hows it going Chandler Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights... does it get better than this Shelley Question. Youre not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you. Chandler Ah, y*see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said co-dependent, or self-destructive,... Shelley Do you want a date Saturday Chandler Yes please. Shelley Okay. Hes cute, hes funny, hes- Chandler Hes a he Shelley Well yeah ...Oh God. I- just- I thought- Good, Shelley. Im just gonna go myself down the toilet now...backs out of the room Okay, goodbye... Opening Credits [Scene Monica and Rachels, everyone is there. Chandler ...Couldnt enjoy a cup of noodles after that. I mean, is that ridiculous Can you believe she actually thought that Rachel Um... yeah. Well, I mean, when I first met you, yknow, I thought maybe, possibly, you might be... Chandler You did Rachel Yeah, but then you spent Phoebes entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not. Chandler Huh. Did, uh... any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me Monica I did. Phoebe Yeah, I think so, yeah. Joey Not me. Ross Nono, me neither. Although, uh, yknow, back in college, Susan Sallidor did. Chandler Youre kidding Did you tell her I wasnt Ross No. No, its just cause, uh, I kinda wanted to go out with her too, so I told her, actually, you were seeing Bernie Spellman... who also liked her, so... Joey congratulates Ross, sees Chandlers look and abruptly stops. Chandler Well, this is fascinating. So, uh, what is it about me Phoebe I dunno, cause youre smart, youre funny... Chandler Ross is smart and funny, dyou ever think that about him All Yeah Right Chandler WHAT IS IT Monica Okay, I-I dknow, you-you just- you have a quality. All Yes. Absolutely. A quality. Chandler Oh, oh, a quality, good, because I was worried you guys were gonna be vague about this. Phone rings; Monica gets it Monica Hello Hello Oh Rachel, its Paolo calling from Rome. Rachel Oh my God Calling from Rome Takes phone Bon giorno, caro mio. Ross to Joey So hes calling from Rome. I could do that. Just gotta go to Rome. Rachel Monica, your dad just beeped in, but can you make it quick Talking to Rome. Showing off to Phoebe and Chandler Im talking to Rome. Monica He