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Miss Daisy is crazy Miss Daisy is crazy 1 1《《I hate schoolI hate school 》我讨厌学校》我讨厌学校 “My“My namename isis . . I I likelike footballfootball andand videovideo games,games, andand I I hatehate school.”school.” Our teacher, Miss Daisy, was taking attendance. It was the firstOur teacher, Miss Daisy, was taking attendance. It was the first dayday ofof secondsecond grade.grade. MissMiss DaisyDaisy toldtold everyoneeveryone inin thethe classclass toto standstand up, say our name, and say something about ourself.up, say our name, and say something about ourself. “我的名字叫。我喜爱踢橄榄球、玩电子游戏，就是厌恶学校。”咱们 的教师黛西小姐在听着。明天是二年级开学第一天。黛西小姐叫班里每 个人站起来，说出自己的名字，讲点关于自己的事情。 All the kids laughed when I said I hated school. But there wasAll the kids laughed when I said I hated school. But there was nothing funny about it. I have learned a lot in my eight years.nothing funny about it. I have learned a lot in my eight years. OneOne thingthing I I learnedlearned isis thatthat therethere isis nono reasonreason whywhy kidskids shouldshould havehave to go to school.to go to school. 我一说我厌恶学校，同学们都笑了。其实我说的话没什么好笑的。我今 年八岁，已经懂得很多事情。我懂得的事情当中，有一件就是孩子上学 一点理由也没有。 If you ask me, kids can learn all we need to learn by watching TV.If you ask me, kids can learn all we need to learn by watching TV. You can learn important ination like which breakfast cerealYou can learn important ination like which breakfast cereal tastes best and what toys you should buy and which shampoo leavestastes best and what toys you should buy and which shampoo leaves youryour hairhair thethe shiniest.shiniest.ThisThis isis stuffstuff thatthat we’llwe’ll needneed toto knowknow whenwhen we grow up.we grow up. 假如你问我，我会说，咱们孩子要懂得通过电视就能够全部学到。你能 够学习种种重要的信息，例如早餐麦片哪一个牌子的味道最好，买玩具 该买什么，哪一种洗发水让你洗完头头发最顺滑光亮，等等。这些才是 咱们成长中必须懂得的。 School is just this dumb thing that grown-ups thought up so theySchool is just this dumb thing that grown-ups thought up so they wouldn’t have to pay for babywouldn’t have to pay for baby-sitters. When I grow up and have-sitters. When I grow up and have children of my own, I won’t make them go to school. They can justchildren of my own, I won’t make them go to school. They can just rideride theirtheir bikesbikes andand playplay footballfootball andand videovideo gamesgames allall day.day. They’llThey’ll bebe happy,happy, andand they’llthey’ll thinkthink I’mI’m thethe greatestgreatest fatherfather inin thethe world.world. 什么学校！学校是小孩儿想进去的傻玩意儿。这样，他们就能够免得花 钱请保姆。等我长大有了自己的孩子后，我肯定不让他们去上学。他们 能够终日纵情骑自行车、踢橄榄球、玩电子游戏。他们将会快快乐乐， 并且觉得我是天下最好的老爸。 But for now, I wanted to let my new teacher, Miss Daisy, know fromBut for now, I wanted to let my new teacher, Miss Daisy, know from the very start how I felt about school.the very start how I felt about school. 可现在，我要让我的新教师黛西小姐从一开始就知道，我对学校到底是 什么看法。 “You know what, .” Miss Daisy said, “I hate school too.”“You know what, .” Miss Daisy said, “I hate school too.” “你晓得吗，阿仔”戴西小姐说，“我也厌恶学校。” “You do”“You do” “你也厌恶” We all stared at Miss Daisy. I thought teachers loved school. IfWe all s