初中幽默英语演讲稿

下载后可任意编辑 初中幽默英语演讲稿 初中幽默英语演讲稿篇1 Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town. Lets go to the fair, Matt, his wife said. We havent been anywhere for a long time. Matt thought about this for a while. He knew he would have to spend money at the fair. At last he said, All right, but Im not going to spend much money. Well look at things, but we wont buy anything. They went to the fair and looked at all the things to buy. There were many things Matts wife wanted to buy, but he would not let her spend any money. Then, in a nearby field, they saw a small airplane. Fun flights! the notice said, $$ 10 for 10 minutes. Matt had never been in an airplane and he wanted to go on a fun flight. However, he didnt want to have to pay for his wife, as well. Ive only got $$ 10, he told the pilot. Can my wife come with me for free? The pilot wasnt selling many tickets, so he said, Ill make a bargain with you. If your wife doesnt scream or shout, she can have a free flight. Matt agreed, and got into the small airplane with his wife. The pilot took off and made his airplane do all kinds of things. At one moment it was flying upside down. When the plane landed, the pilot said, 0. K. your wife didnt make a sound. She can have her ride free. Thank you, Matt said. It wasnt easy for her, you know, especially when she fell out. 初中幽默英语演讲稿篇2 One of the most popular hobbies among people is reading books. More and more people spend their spare time in reading the books they are interested in. There are so many books in the world that it is impossible for any one to read all of them, even if he spends his whole life in reading. Before we start reading, we should find out whether it is valuable for us to read. Reading good books is one of the greatest pleasures in life. It can enrich our knowledge. It makes us learn lots of things we did not previously know. We can be aware of what had happened in the past as well as what is happening in the present time. The more books we read, the more knowledge we get. No matter how much education we receive or how much expensive we have, we can not become a full man unless we keep reading. Reading bad books will lead you to a wrong way and prevents you from progressing. Its worse than reading nothing. So we know how important it is to read good books. book can be read at random time if you have leisure, and there never be a time limitation. Also, you can read a book to achieve a more really history. Through a book, you can communicate with its author without others transmission. All these rarely can be easily achieved by a television. Furthermore, book is a treasure that has developed centuries. As we know when written language appeared, human beings became use it to record their lives, and this action leaves us a lot of historic precious mineral. We can absorb intelligence and wisdom, and we can also be taug